@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   I'm thinking of writing a book. "confessions of a sexed up badger". Fictional erotica about a badger losing his virginity to young girl.....

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   k mmmmmmmmmmmmm,7 3 (OMG, MY CAT WROTE THAT, HE'S A GENIUS.)

   Karaoke is always a great idea before the mic is placed in your hand

   Passed out at 9pm. Woke up 10:30pm to sound of wife's vibrator. Went back to sleep.

   In bed and feeling all giggly. Hehe, cupcakes and boobies!

   Hey, what I do in my car at a red light is my business. Even if it technically did get all over the dashboard and the driver in the next car

   prays for the day when all resturants have scatch and sniffs ...to get a good whiff of the meal before you order it lol

   we can't run from who we are...our destiny chooses us!

   live life in the slow lane and get left behind...

   says just because you put high octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.

   just because you put hogh octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.

   My heart has a combination lock on it,figure out the code and you can have whats inside <3

   i can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record, I can sound like a broken record,i can sound like a broken record...