BEGO Funny Status Messages

   If everybody was happy in relationship there wouldn't be any good music.

   Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people

   Sunday = The day of the week to sit around and absolutely do nothing all day and no one judges you for it.

   I'm only a morning person on December 25th

   Thank goodness it was Twinkies and not Bacon

   I'm worried about my bed. It looks really lonely. I'd better give it a few extra hours of cuddling today

   It appears I'm friends with at least 200 babies on Facebook.

   If you have to ask someone “Didn't you get my text?” that person hates you.

   The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain

   You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a damn movie

   Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.

   It's funny how even your best friend can suddenly hate you like a sworn enemy when they think you like the same person they like.

   If she still adores you while you're covered in mud scrabbling to get out of a hole at rock bottom, she's definitely a keeper.

   The only time a woman succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby

   Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

   My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

   You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done.

   One day you're the main suspect.....the next you're not even a person of interest.

   The nicer you are, the easier it is for you to get hurt

   EX means ..'' thanks for the EXperience , your time has EXpired , now EXit in my life . !