love Funny Status Messages

   My Dad sends his love because he thinks I know you all personally.

   When I love, I like to give it my ALL. Same when I don't love.

   Love comes in all shapes and sizes. A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup..Coffee cup.

   I've outsourced my LIKES, Birthday wishes and comments on your post and pics to a firm in India. So if Sanjay isn't showing you enough love, please let me know right away.

   Catholic school taught me two things: One is that God loves me and I'm going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and I should save it for someone I love.

   I Love the taste of you first thing in the morning. Me *talking to my coffee

   Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.

   Actually, Jon Bon Jovi, it's Courtney that gave 'Love' a bad name

   BREAKING: Long suspected love affair between Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble confirmed today, admit to having "gay old time"

   My G.F. has a pair of 'meatloaf' panties. On the front, it says 'I would do anything for love' On the back it says 'but I wont do that.'

   Want to know the best way to make friends? Tell a woman you love her and she will say "I think we're just friends"

   I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex

   I love how my parents think that none of this is their fault.

   Money can't buy love, but it can buy stuff. And I love stuff.

   Where are the realistic Mother's Day cards that say, "Well you did the best you could with what you had and I still love you anyways."

   Some people call me the Space Cowboy., some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice.... those people suck at nicknames.

   If you love God you are deeply religious, If you love Islam, you are a radical.

   [on a first date]... Me: So do you like puppies?... Her: Oh I love them... Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies... Waiter: Excellent choice, sir

   Headed to the gym, and then to Taco Bell because I like to keep my body guessing if I love it or hate it.

   "I spent our entire relationship trying to change the man he was all the way until I broke up with him for not being the same man I met and fell in love with" ~ Women