bego Funny Status Messages

   11:11 I wish- 11:12 OMG I wasn't finished!

   Santa saw your Facebook pictures. …You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas

   Dear Coworkers, all I want for Christmas is you... to not talk to me before 9am.

   Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it…

   i've lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, and tomorrow is 12/12/12. I'm cool

   No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.

   too hot* blanket off *too cold* Put blanket on *too hot again* Stick on foot out…..perfect. *hears creepy noise* Sticks foot back in

   Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.

   he songs I like always come on when I'm supposed to be getting out of my car.

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale.

   My room is about as organized as the Walmart $5 DVD bin.

   Please don't let anyone come over here, please don't let anyone come over here" - me after I fart

   You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”

   Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?

   On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.

   Quick question: Is there anyone out there who has NOT gotten engaged, divorced or pregnant in 2012?

   I think all the call of duty's should have a PS3 vs. XBOX online game mode.

   People who complain on Yelp, It was one meal out of your entire life. Calm down.

   If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk