trump Funny Status Messages

   This country needed a good weeding out. And Trump is the one who brought the weed whacker.

   So Donald Trump has been president for about a week. Now you know how the other half felt like when Obama was our president for the last eight years.....

   If Trump is AIDS in human form, then Obama is the a$$hole he got it from.

   I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.

   I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"

   Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.

   Air Force One is a major downgrade for Trump! Will he stanhd for it?

   Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!

   Republicans can now use their Trump (made in China) ties to hide their erections for the next four years!

   Trump: all these women outside Aide: Sir? Trump: I have my scores ready. When is the swimsuit competition?

   I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for

   First day on the job and Trump is already focusing on the real issues, like argue with the media about how many people attended his inauguration.

   C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.

   Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years

   It just occurred to me that Trump got more fat women out walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

   Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive

   what? Donald Trump is the president??? (people without internet)

   Conflicted about Dems boycotting inauguration. On one hand, Trump hasn't earned their respect. But on the other, they'll miss 3 Doors Down!