Funny Status Messages

   Heard any good jokes lately? Probably not here.

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.

   ?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH

   Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.

   What happened to the funny posts ?

   How great is this? Amazon Cancels Orders From China After Steep Tariffs, Plans $15B U.S. Expansion

   We were funny?

   Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.

   I give it a week until someone starts selling dire-doodle puppies.

   can we be funny again please

   This is a literal cry baby site.