trump Funny Status Messages

   If you really hate Trump, vote in four years otherwise shut up for now.....

   What do President Trump and Tony the Tiger have in common? They're both orange and make things GREEAAT!

   Trump has chosen Mickey pence as his vice-president. Did anyone in their wildest dreams even imagine that Donald and Mickey would run America one day!? Walt Disney would be proud of this!

   As long as the Doomsday Clock people are adjusting the clock for Trump, they should give it smaller hands.

   Let's be honest: The refugees being detained at JFK airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet.

   Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.

   President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

   Obozo is no longer President. President TRUMP

   This country needed a good weeding out. And Trump is the one who brought the weed whacker.

   So Donald Trump has been president for about a week. Now you know how the other half felt like when Obama was our president for the last eight years.....

   If Trump is AIDS in human form, then Obama is the a$$hole he got it from.

   I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.

   I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"

   Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   Trump got more women to walk in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

   30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.

   Air Force One is a major downgrade for Trump! Will he stanhd for it?

   Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!

   Republicans can now use their Trump (made in China) ties to hide their erections for the next four years!

   Trump: all these women outside Aide: Sir? Trump: I have my scores ready. When is the swimsuit competition?