trump Funny Status Messages

   Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like replacing Captain James T. Kirk with Captain High Liner.

   Donald Trump's approval rating has dropped to 37%. Norman Bates scored higher with his mother.

   Ivanka Trump is getting an office in the West Wing. Too bad about her creepy coworker who just so happens to be her dad.

   In Trump's America, reading is for dummies. Watch more TV.

   Jerry Sandusky was trending this month and I thought Trump made him the head of the Family and Youth Services Bureau.

   Trump supporters like me are so poor, we have to create a g-mail account just so we can eat the spam.

   I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to put down.

   To be fair, Trump thinks Meals on Wheels is a taco truck and he hates Mexicans.

   So, the argument is that Trump said "wire tap" because he couldn't spell "surveillance"?

   If those terrible doctors hadn't given Trump those five deferments, we would have won Vietnam, bigly.

   BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".

   Reagan had ketchup in school lunches declared a vegetable, so maybe Congress can have Trump declared a vegetable.

   Watching Trump meet with various world leaders is like witnessing someone go on a bunch of really bad first dates.

   President Trump's wild accusations shocked Melania because she knew first hand that nothing was getting "tapped" in Trump Tower.

   Trump wants a 30 foot wall.> i'm starting a 35 foot ladder business.

   I just want to see how many stupid people there are. If you think microwaves are spying on Trump, vote down. If not, vote up.

   An intruder at the White House? Perhaps Trump should start with a garden wall before biting off more than he can chew.

   Trump asking the media not to be rude is like Jeffery Dahmer criticizing a victim for their dining etiquette.

   When people simply scale the fence to the White House it really goes to show just how utterly pointless Donald Trump's border wall will be.

   when Trump said "Obama wiretapped me," he didn't mean "Obama wiretapped me." Which part of Obama wiretapped me don't you people understand?