Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Do you suppose Ghosts believe in People?
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07-28-2021 11:10
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Karaoke is that one thing that convinces hundreds of drunk people they can actually sing.
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07-28-2021 11:08
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Why have I never actually seen a pie on a windowsill? even as a kid....
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07-28-2021 11:07
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just saw a guy wipe ketchup off his girlfriend's moustache in McDonald's. And they say romance is dead.
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07-28-2021 11:07
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Anyone who believes that Trumpers think Donald Trump created the vaccine but won't take it because it's poisonous obviously has the greatly diminished mental capacity of Dementia Joe
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07-28-2021 10:55
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Dear Anti-Vaxxer Imbeciles, Thank you for putting the rest of us at risk because you're too obtuse to look past ridiculous conspiracy theories
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07-28-2021 08:02
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that marriage should be between a person who don’t like pickles and another person who will eat that pickle.
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07-28-2021 04:37
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To defeat the latest variant, experts recommend doing all the things that didn’t work the first time.
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07-28-2021 03:26
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Her: What is this pile of clothes on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. Her: I h*te you. Me: Yes, use your h*te.
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07-28-2021 03:21
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When you find out she’s a little crazy, but now you like her even more.
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07-28-2021 03:20
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If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart.
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07-28-2021 02:58
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I’ve got bitemarks all over my tongue from all the things that I didn’t say.
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07-28-2021 02:58
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Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could have avoided by just being an a$$h*le?
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07-28-2021 02:57
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What do you get when a topless blond rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette? Your camera.
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07-28-2021 02:56
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I miss the good ol days… when everybody wasn’t such an overly sensitive twit.
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07-28-2021 02:55
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Mexican words of the day: Bishop and Lysol. “Would you please shut this Kamala Bishop, she Lysol the time.
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07-28-2021 02:54
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If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself… and that’s why I don’t own a taser.
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07-28-2021 02:53
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it. It's spam.
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07-27-2021 16:23 by Matt
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Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
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07-27-2021 15:30
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07-27-2021 14:09
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