trump Funny Status Messages

   Even Prime MInister Abe of Japan was surprised by how tiny Donald Trump's hands are, and he comes from a nation of tiny-handed people.

   SNL just call me and asked me, If I want to play a character on the show. Apparently they are running out of characters to make fun of in Trump's cabinet

   At our family weddings, we always watch our senile old grandpa to see what dumb thing he will do next. Now Trump fills that role for the whole country.

   NEWS UPDATE: Donald J. Trump has dropped Mexico, China and Iran from his enemies list and added the 9th Circuit Court and Nordstrom.

   You want to know why Trump is so pissed off? Its because the whitehouse smells like coconuts and piss.

   Lady GaGa is performing with Metallica at the Grammys. Sounds like its gonna be an hour of Trump bashing and a couple crappy songs I downloaded on napster 15 years ago.

   We should build a wall around Trump.

   Mexican president Nieto threatens Trump.. Build the wall and we will launch bottle rockets at you!

   Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17

   For the record, we voted Trump in, because we're sick and tired of being poor, right? That's why I voted for him.

   Trump has the same problem with the wall as he does in the bedroom ... he can't get it up.

   Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...

   Trump has been in power for over 2 weeks. Why am I not rolling in the dough?????

   Do people literally just sit there and think about Trump ALL DAY long? My lord people. Watch Netflix, go outside, go to work, eat an apple, have sex, call a friend, do laundry, smoke pot, buy a truck, plan a trip, rob an old lady, cook jello, use a port a

   Trump really trying to take credit for Obama's 227,000 added jobs in January? Smh.....

   Beyonce should really stick it to Trump by going ahead with the abortion

   Beyonce has more African American people in her belly than Trump has in his cabinet.

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting

   How do you piss off a Trump hater? Remind them that only two presidents in history were ever impeached and neither got kicked out of office because of it.