Friday Funny Status Messages

   Figured It Out Black Friday is Like Child birth,U know Its gonna Be a LONG process,Ur Even excited about it the night B4 It Happens BUT as soon as it starts It Hurts Like Hell,U Wanna Kill Every1,pray that it ends soon & promises to never 2 do it again

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   Where were all the Kwanzaa ads for Black Friday?

   Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?

   now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!! just say'in :))

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week!

   The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!

   To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday...