trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump will make tremendous deals, incredible deals, as long as he doesn't face yuuuuuge obstacles like a large GOP majority in the House.

   Spicer, Nunes, Conway and Trump. These are the biggest jokes ever.

   trump must be very frustrated that congress is full of people with principles that care about Americans. It makes it harder for him to improve America for the richest and whitest Americans at the expense of everyone else.

   When Trump was pledging to drain the swamp, his rabid supporters never noticed that he didn't have anything good to refill the swamp with once it was drained.

   Donald Trump and I have managed to get the same number of bills through congress.

   I just saw the video of Trump and the Russian ladies. It isn't as bad as it seems. Trump got stung by a jellyfish, and that is why they were peeing on him.

   This isn't over. The GOP will unveil its Putincare plan, just as soon as the Trump Administration gets the green light from the Kremlin.

   "A health care deal, his mouth, and his ties to Russia" - What are three things Donald Trump can't close?

   Too bad the Russians couldn't influence the vote in the House today. Trump might have a chance to win if they could.

   In fairness to Trump, he thinks "vindicated" is a euphemism for getting peed on by a hooker.

   Does back-pedalling burn a lot of calories. If so, Trump and Spicer will have six pack abs by the end of today.

   Trump is spending the entire day today fishing. For compliments.

   President Trump's Favorite KFC Meal: The Suckers Bucket.

   Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.

   Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

   Donald Trump seems like the kind of guy who had a Y2K bunker.

   Trump surely kept your whiney ass from being run down today. Youre welcome.

   Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.

   Ivanka Trump, the latest to join the cast of the confusing reboot to The West Wing.

   Trump, Conway and Spicer have now been joined in the "Shameless Joke with No Credibility" parade by Mr. Nunes. Is there room for four stooges?