anonymous Funny Status Messages

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   cute but psycho..things even out

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   crakalakin