Huck Funny Status Messages

   Has anyone else noticed the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical?

   "Oh my gosh! A giant face just destroyed my house! Now he seems to be doing some weird dance?" - spiders

   Hey, guy that puts the stickers on fruit....NOBODY likes you.

   Supreme Court rules Arizona police may not stop people they believe are illegal immigrants, but must stop Juggalos.

   I'm getting a pet dog & cat and I'm gonna name my cat 'Waterfalls'. This way everytime my dog is chasing my cat, I can say "Don't go chasing waterfalls!""

   my family deals with the heat like it does other family members; by resenting it until it goes away

   As another summer movie blockbuster season begins. Once again, Hollywood denies us a Jake and the Fatman movie.