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It's pretty bad when you have to have HIV testing at your parade. What type of pride is that?
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06-03-2022 14:39
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Do deaf schizophrenics still hear voices in their heads?
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06-03-2022 11:34
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I'm adopting a healthier lifestyle, so today I parked and went inside to get donuts instead of using the drive-thru.
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Crushed feelings emergency kit: Contains one tiny violin, one stick remover (also works for corn cobs), one box of tissues, one pacifier, cookies & milk, how to scroll past things you don’t like instruction tutorial, and a sense of humor.
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06-03-2022 02:56
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Comedy died out a few years back because too many people were being offended by it.
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Any person capable of angering you becomes your master.
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06-03-2022 02:55
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This is not just a silly grin on my face, it’s a highly educated one.
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06-03-2022 02:55
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The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
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06-03-2022 02:54
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Just because it’s a bad idea does not mean it won’t be a good time.
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06-03-2022 02:54
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Want to get back on your feet? Miss two car payments.
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06-03-2022 02:53
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No one makes fun of your cargo pants when you start pulling little bottles of booze out of them at the office meeting.
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06-03-2022 02:53
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An empty browser history says more than a full one.
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06-03-2022 02:53
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Date a cat owner. They love something that doesn’t even like them back.
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06-03-2022 02:52
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There’s nothing horribler than a word that isn’t real.
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06-02-2022 19:55
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I got some new underwear. Well they're new to me.
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06-02-2022 18:40 by
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My neighbor’s cat got into the booth with me when I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.
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06-02-2022 12:40
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Når verden er for stor Og stien er alt for bratt Kan du vende blikket mot Nord Selv I denne mørke natt
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06-02-2022 12:17
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Do you think I can get a new ringtone on this ankle monitor?
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06-02-2022 12:11
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I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn’t poop their pants.
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06-02-2022 12:10
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Only 3 things can make me run When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer", or "The free beer is on fire”
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