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   messageicon No matter where in the world your from....From Brisbane to London to Denver...It's official...Broncos SUCKS!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:06 by QueenA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Monday.. I hate u...
←Rate | 02-03-2014 07:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 05:38 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.
←Rate | 02-03-2014 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:07 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last great run by a bronco was in 1994
←Rate | 02-02-2014 23:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon sure blame that game on pot
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not since the OJ chase has American been disappointed with a slow white bronco
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:31 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:26 by deflprd2 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you play Seattle, you play the whole state!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:22 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manning really dropped the ball on that one
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the stanley cup > a silver football
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you think Kanye West is gonna get Kanye West for Valentine's Day this year?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank You Seattle Seahawks From New England Patriots Fans Every where. . .
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least the children in Africa will be getting their Championship Broncos Tshirts
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:54 Comments (0)  




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