nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   A man's New Year's resolution of no sex, no beer,no football,no nights out with the guys and no porn started today. He just got married..

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.

   the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football

   not only is band not a sport, it's just stupid. honestly. I want to watch football not freaks dressed up in some of the gayest costumes ever prance around the field

   wishes Jimmy Football was more like Billy Mays-DEAD!

   Fantasy football is about as close as most men will ever get to being a professional athlete.