snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   You see all this snow and complain, I see potential for filling my bathtub with it and chilling many beers for a party!

   If all this Global Warming keeps up, I think Atlanta may have to add to it's fleet of 8 snow-plows......

   Back in my day they never shut our school down for snow.. They just moved the school and made us walk further..

   snow on da ground, snow on da ground, lookin' like a fool with yo car spun around.

   This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!

   knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.

   i like it when theres lots of snow on the road it gives the cops an excuse for me to be swerving all over the road when I'm drunk

   Since the snow stopped i've been skiing to work :-)

   Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby.

   Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?

   You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.

   Today is the last day of fall. Raking leaves through this snow was a real pain today.

   Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   Merry Winter Solstice....sugar coat it all you want with your own personal ignorance

   use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.

   Loves all the Global Warming non-believers talking about 15 inches of snow being proof there's no threat. Yeah idiots. Global warming means no snow... and the Earth is flat.

   Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows