Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   hates it when you ask someone "How was your day?" and all they say is "good, and yours?" Thank you for summing up your day with just one word. Way to be detailed.

   never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.

   If twitter went away, would anyone care?

   doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.