trump Funny Status Messages

   You have four years to fix this country Joe. What are you doing instead? Talking about Trump every single day!

   Now we know why Trump wants nuts on flushing the toilets 10, 11, 12 times. He was stuffing the toilets with top secret documents.

   I swear some of yall blame Biden for everything, yet if trump was president none of you would blame trump

   You mean the high prices of gas and groceries which is happening all over the world because of a pandemic? Grow up and accept that Trump lost fair and square.

   Trump could have easily discovered the theory of relatively, on his own, if Einstein didn't do it first because Trump has the greatest scientific mind ever. He's better than Jesus Christ himself.

   When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.

   Can't wait for the fat man to show up on Christmas eve, and no I'm not talking about Trump.

   I'm all for minorities being able to vote, as long as they vote for Trump.

   I just found out Donald Trump is actually vaccinated. What's up with that!? What a traitor!

   At one point yesterday, the whole world was on Twitter...except for Trump.

   Nobody loses an election like Trump...nobody. Nobody knows more about it. He's the stable genius of losing over and over again. You wouldn't believe it.

   I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake up call. She told me "Trump lost, Joe Biden is now your president".

   The dimmer brat party has changed. I know, I was one. Until Obama and Biden started all this BS we’re dealing with now. Miss Trump yet?

   Everyone who blamed Trump for everything, are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.

   Anyone who believes that Trumpers think Donald Trump created the vaccine but won't take it because it's poisonous obviously has the greatly diminished mental capacity of Dementia Joe

   I can't tell the difference between Melania Trump and Kaitlyn Jenner.

   In the spirit of Mother's Day, the worst mother ever has to be Donsld Trump's mother.

   But Donald Trump is greater than Jesus Christ! If you don't think that, then you're nothing but a traitorous RINO!!!!

   Donald Trump is no longer president. If you're still talking about him, then it sounds like you have an unhealthy obsession with Trump but ok.

   I kicked my five-year old son out of the house because he didn't want to worship Trump. How dare he not want to worship the man who is greater than Jesus Christ. I have no son!!!