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   messageicon Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever
←Rate | 03-22-2025 00:24 by Trumpwon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump won. 🏆
←Rate | 03-20-2025 00:43 by Boogy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oklahoma Trump Supporter Who Shared Fake Pictures Depicting Kamala Harris with Jeffrey Epstein, Damion Surles, has Been Arrested for Child R***. But let's talk about some random guy that Biden pardoned last year who got in trouble for drugs again.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 23:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is it with so many of Trump's diehard male supporters, being terrible fathers? John Voight, Elon Musk, Rob Schneider.... What's wrong with you guys? Why are you all such terrible, terrible daddies? Is it because your daddy sucked as well?
←Rate | 03-19-2025 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon TDSmania has TOD. Trump Obsessive Disorder. And every time he reads something bad about him, his masturbation fantasies are interrupted hahahahaha
←Rate | 03-17-2025 17:00 by TDSmaniaislaughing Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last year, every other message here was attacking Biden and praising Trump. Now, almost every single one of those people are gone. Because they finally realize what a loser Donald is lol.
←Rate | 03-17-2025 08:31 by Tosisreal Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were told for the past two years that the economy was fine. Then within a month of Trump being elected "suddenly" everything is pfft. Yeah, pretty sure we were lied to.
←Rate | 03-16-2025 19:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the US held a femininity contest between Trump and Vance, they'd both lose based on make-up application alone.
←Rate | 03-16-2025 17:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stock market has LOST 5 trillion dollars in 3 weeks... Donald Trump is the ozempic of the economy." LOL Bill Maher
←Rate | 03-16-2025 11:59 by Joebidesgrandson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is funny that Donald Trump will occupy the mind of this guy talking crap on him for four years. I think it is Joe Bidens grandson or could be Obama......
←Rate | 03-15-2025 23:30 by MAGAForever Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny, Trump is the only president that could ever become the worst president in history and then surpass being the worst president in history by being the worst president in history. Literally outdoing himself. That's some achievement!
←Rate | 03-15-2025 01:20 by News Comments (0)  


   messageicon TOD Trump Obsessive Disorder. It's real.
←Rate | 03-14-2025 23:04 by Tod Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the first time ever in CNN's polling, a majority disapprove of Trump on the economy. And it's a clear majority: 56%. It's begun.
←Rate | 03-13-2025 10:07 by Wakeupmurica Comments (0)  


   messageicon STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!! Donald Trump Aug 05, 2023
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:44 by Hithere Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is an idiot
←Rate | 03-13-2025 09:22 by Bernie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm all for gay rights. I wish Donald Trump and JD Vance the best. Now we wait for the video of Putin joining them for a three-way, recorded by Elon. A four-way circle jerk if you will.
←Rate | 03-10-2025 22:48 by Trumplovesvance Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't quote me on this, but I would not be surprised if Trump and Putin have shared a sexual encounter in the past. Even just a mutual hand job. It's so obvious.
←Rate | 03-10-2025 22:37 by Iownyounow Comments (0)  


   messageicon TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. AND NOW IT'S RUINED. OH WELL.
←Rate | 03-10-2025 22:34 by Hopehedies Comments (0)  


   messageicon "TRUMP WAS HANDED AN AWESOME ECONOMY. THE BEST, BY FAR, POST-COVID ECONOMY OF ANY INDUSTRIALIZED NATION. HE WAS HANDED AN ECONOMY WITH EMPLOYMENT WAY UP, CONSUMER SPENDING WAY UP, THE MARKETS WAY UP, AND INFLATION WAY DOWN. And in seven weeks ruined i
←Rate | 03-10-2025 22:32 by Trumpisdone Comments (0)  


   messageicon The FAA & NASA have approved a manned launch of Elon Musk's Starship within the next week provided it's manned by Donald Trump.
←Rate | 03-07-2025 18:48 Comments (0)  




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