smeebert Funny Status Messages

   Some things need no improving, three stooges for instsn

   Well about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie

   Why is it a serial killer could be chasing a person thru the airport and no one would even bat an eye

   selfies are so last year, this year it's othies

   Just got back from a third world country - I got my box full of Seattle Seahawks 49th Superbowl champions shirt suckers...

   for once I'd like to see "Its been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"

   We had it all Just like Bogie and Bacall Sailing away to Key Largo Here's lookin' at you kid RIP

   I told you a million times do not exaggerate!

   To the Maverick detective - Jim Rockford, RIP James Garner

   World Cup Soccer reminds me of poor mans hockey

   You can get away with anything at Costco if you wear a hairnet

   Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards

   because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship

   20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area

   you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl"

   Do forget to set your scale back 10lbs this next week

   when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure it's the same thing you're thinking of

   everyone is crazy but me and you and I'm beginning to wonder a little bit about you

   If you drive under the speed limit then yes you are boring

   still wonders why my friends in high school all had those plastic film containers and no one owned a camera?