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Just found out my Homeowner's Insurance policy does not have adequate roof coverage that covers Meteors. It never ends.....
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02-15-2013 12:46 by
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Now that Lance has come clean, maybe he's qualified to be elected to the House or Senate..
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01-19-2013 02:13 by
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Now that Lance has come clean, I guess he's qualified to run for election in the House or Senate..
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01-19-2013 01:37 by
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I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon.
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01-14-2013 19:15 by
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Will trade AR-15 for nice Corvette....
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01-08-2013 18:20 by
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Why is it as a grown man living in your own home you cannot touch those "special" pillows on the couch, but those grandkids can come over and toss them everywhere and its cute?
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01-03-2013 14:08 by
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With the rush to run out and stock up on Twinkee's, I've invested my money this morning into insulin. Who's a thinking?
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11-16-2012 12:10 by
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If you are undecided, vote for the one you would most likely buy a used car from.
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11-06-2012 08:23 by
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Smoke alarms going off. Guess the wife's cooking is done...
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11-01-2012 20:09 by
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If elected President, I would give out free window tint to all those people who sit at traffic lights and insist on picking their nose..
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08-25-2012 09:03 by
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Mars rover "Curiousity" has landed and less an hour later, something has stole 2 rims off of it...
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08-06-2012 02:13 by
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Are you tired of being fat and ugly?..just stay ugly and join the gym !!
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07-23-2012 16:33 by
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Every year at this time I question who decided this Halloween candy is the "Fun" size. These people must really live a boring existence.
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10-13-2011 21:36 by
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Homeland security says the informat they have is a good source. Sounds to me the source may be part of the problem.
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09-10-2011 17:19 by
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After seeing Iggy Pop perform on American Idol, Steven Tyler is probably thinking I'm going home and eating a sandwich.
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04-08-2011 01:44 by
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I wish for once they'd kill that Harry Potter.
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11-18-2010 11:46 by
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