jimmycos Funny Status Messages

   I need a damn girlfriend...well not a "damn" girlfriend, just a girlfriend...well not just a girl that's a friend but...a girl...well, not a girl, but a woman...OMG I am turning into Mr. Kimball! Damn you, Green Acres!

   That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.

   I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".

   Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to

   I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

   I remember the days when we actually used our phones to talk to each other.

   "Cheating" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Monogamously Challenged".

   Just think, next year at this time I will be able to say Happy 2012, but with an evil grin on my face,