bunnyguts Funny Status Messages

   the first 100 years of marriage are the hardest

   was considering an all-vegetarian diet but it turns out you are not allowed to hunt vegetarians

   knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!

   doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!

   just had my vision checked. My hindsight was 20/20. My foresight is legally blind

   If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

   took the road less traveled and now she's lost.

   loves humanity....it's people she can't stand.

   ˙sƃuıɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥ ƃuıƃuɐɥɔ sı

   thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.

   just stole this status from someone who stole it from someone else !!

   a pessimist is an experienced optimist.

   thinks red meat isn't bad for you, green furry meat is!

   Thinks everybody makes mistakes. Just ask ur mom and dad