Udit Funny Status Messages

   If they feel the need to point out your flaws, THEY might be your biggest one.

   You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.

   NO Relationship Is Perfect, So You Might As Well Pick The Perfect Person To Go Through Hell With.

   “Friendzoned“ should be a relationship status on Facebook.

   Sorry I shot you in the face with a tampon. In my defense, you were acting like a giant v*gina.

   Putting "it's complicated" as your relationship status on Facebook is saying "I f*ck this person sometimes and I'm pretty hurt about it"

   The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.

   Girls have their phone nonstop. So if they don't text you back within 30 minutes, she ain't feeling you bro.

   Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote, I do not understand the correlation.

   To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. Idgaf if the iPhone 15 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle.

   So many girls are in a relationship with single guys.

   The best thing about Valentine's Day is that it's over.

   Kate Middleton Is Now Officially A MILF