Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   F*CK! I think I need to put the booze down...Ive been cookin this damn turkey for 450 minutes at 15 degrees... When do I rotate it?!

   I'm kind of scared about what the future is going to bring...Pretty soon were all going to have microchips inplanted in our heads...We'll be able to take and upload pictures just by a blink of an eye.

   I wonder if people, who actually think they can danceq.. Have ever watched themselves dance in front of the mirror naked... I bet their minds would change in a heartbeat!

   You know your getting old, when you start changing your grammer in texts..you know "goin' - going, neva-never, ax-ask.

   A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually '

   Apparently Facebook is now Rated...NC-17?!

   If I wanted your opinion...I'd ask you to fill out the neccesary forms!

   People now a days throw the word love around like its a goddamn frisbee! How are you going to start dating someone and 4 days later post how much you love them? B!tch you dont even know them!

   The Game Angry Birds... Should really change its name to Angry People!

   Its daylight saving time again people.. An you know what that means.. Playing another week of “Well it should really be this time instead of that time"We get it! Happens twice a year!

   oh no! Just got an Android phone..And I dont know how to copy an paste! All my friends must think I'm dead!

   Now I know why women get so pissed about the toliet seat being left up...MAN! That toliet water is cold!

   Why is it when I press 1 for English when calling "Tech Support"... I get someone that doesnt even speak f*ckin english!!!

   "Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"

   I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!

   Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!

   Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again! How scary would that be!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!

   I'll be Black you stay White here!