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How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss ?
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01-11-2019 04:36 by Joker
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I started a support group for men with erectile dysfuntion. It was a flop and nobody came.
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01-11-2019 04:33 by Joker
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You can tell the sex of an ant by tossing it in some water. If it sinks, it' a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.
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01-08-2019 19:45 by Joker
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The cemeteery has raised its burial cost. They're blaming the cost of living.
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01-06-2019 14:07 by Joker
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They say one in a group of ten men is a ferry. So I think it's my buddy Steve in my group of friends..... He's really cute.
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01-04-2019 21:25 by Joker
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The best way to smuggle drugs across the border is to place them up a dogs butt. That way when the drug sniffing dog investigates, the officer will think that the dog is just being friendly.
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01-04-2019 15:09 by Joker
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Went for a check up, everything was normal, except the doctor stuck is finger up my butt...... I need to get a new dentist.
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01-04-2019 14:25 by Joker
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I may need a helping hand with my New Year's resolution in giving up masterbating.
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01-03-2019 03:20 by Joker
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A good husband remembers his wife's birthday, but not her age.
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01-03-2019 02:56 by Joker
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If a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.50 a minute.
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01-03-2019 02:54 by Joker
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My mother never saw the iorny in calling me a s.o.b.
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01-03-2019 02:48 by Joker
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I haven't failed, I just found several ways it won't work.
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01-02-2019 06:34 by Joker
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Make sure to put the letter "L" in the world clocks when you google grandfather clocks.
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01-02-2019 05:55 by Joker
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I'm determind to stay out of debt this new year. Even if I have to borrow the money to do so.
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12-29-2018 00:59 by Joker
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The difference between curry and a candle. A candle only burns at one end.
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12-20-2018 06:11 by Joker
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Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician..... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
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12-17-2018 01:49 by Joker
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"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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12-16-2018 05:24 by Joker
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Three things I'm grateful for, 1. Family 2. Friends 3. Caller ID to advoid family and friends.
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12-14-2018 04:19 by Joker
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My grandfather use to say "Don't believe everything you hear." which was good advice...... Or was it ?
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12-14-2018 04:12 by Joker
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I had fifty bucks tattooed on my "member". So the next time my wife wants to go out and blow fifty bucks, she can stay home and do it.
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12-05-2018 15:05 by Joker
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