JaxWylde Funny Status Messages

   According to a recent survey... Arizona is the 29th happiest state in the U.S... I'm not sure how I feel about that...

   Winning is addicted to me...

   I wonder if the first guy who used the pickup line “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together” is the same guy who invented the qwerty keyboard...

   I believe the children are our future... and after my last trip to Wal-Mart... I believe our future looks bleak...

   In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...

   I wanted to watch the Biggest Loser last night... I turned on the TV, and there he was...

   despite the clouds... last night's Eclipse was way better than the Twilight movie...

   Well... it finally happened. I got a notice that I am being sued by Metallica for $1.3M not paying for their music... I never pirated their music... but I never bought an album either, so I guess that's the complaint.

   now that the Chilean miners are out... any chance we can put the Jersey Shore cast in?

   whenever I start to get tired of being single... I go sleep on the couch to remember what being in a relationship is like.

   someone is having a keg of the Mondays

   Wake up in the morning feeling like Luke Perry... Happy 90210 Day!