Geez Funny Status Messages

   Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?

   Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque but only cuz I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-Fil-A first.

   Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are also coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.

   Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are always coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.

   Besides the fact that random people are bursting into flames walking down the street, It's beautiful outside!

   wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.

   Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air

   you know the economy is bad when you walk by a can on the ground and think: dammit I should've picked that up!

   My mom used to say that I'm wasting my life playing all these video games... thats ok, I still have more lives!

   it just me or does anyone else die a little bit inside when they lose an fb friend? *tear!*

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   So Lebron is keeping a list... you know who else is keeping a list? Delonte West. and you know who's mom is on there???

   So Lebron is going to take mental notes on everyone who's been taking shots at him this summer... I mean, if it was actual notes, with like a pen and paper, I might be scared! but since it's mental notes... nothing to worry about!

   I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!

   Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.

   Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.

   Do homeless people get knock knock jokes???

   Do you ever look at girls' pictures on facebook and feel them up with your cursor??? --uhhh, either do i!

   hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!

   You ever seen someone so gay that you feared for his safety!