Gee Funny Status Messages

   when will people understand. "i can't hear you while I'm chewing my doritos!"

   am I the only human being that hates that fake fruit on cereal?

   if you text me "lol", I will reply "prove it"

   what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die

   my dogs weird. I flip him off and he just wags his tail

   dear yellow light. challenge accepted!

   my stomach is going "grr". does it hate me?

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   it did not taste like chicken at all

   the feeling of getting an email with an attachment

   the akward moment when you open the fridge and a fly comes out

   step aside, I have a spork!

   what you're awesome at black ops? wow, dedication and no life right there

   i doubt you're really laughing out loud

   when everything seems overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....

   what? I never said I didnt like you. I said "leave me alone, you make me wanna throw up"