FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   If she watches trash tv that's how her personality is too

   That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing

   Oven mitts and rubber gloves are thegloves that females wear in their respectedsports

   I only takeSTD test in jail. I like all my bad news atone time

   pregnant chicks get on the bus and think you suppose to give them your seat like b@tch you should of fcked a niqqa with a car

   K. K .K members never turn their TVs off cuz they don't want the screen to be black

   R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.

   "Insecure ass women cant accept any guybeing more successful than they are andanger is the shield..."

   If a chick ask what kind of cologne you got on you gotta lie & tell her Axe body spray cause she most likely gonna buy it for her boyfriend.

   When the apocalypse comes soy sauce & ketchup packets WILL be our currency. Otherwise I've been collecting these for nothing

   Gas so high in Brockton that it hasn't been a drive-by in 2 months.”

   Man if I don't get my ex back today thisis the 742nd last straw!

   God put a woman in the bible and sheruined the whole book in the first chapter

   A nutsack is a guy's Christmas Ornament from God.

   Smoke your dirty weed nobody cares just stop trying to justify it to people who don't smoke

   I don't hold grudges but my ignore game is beast mode

   In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.

   Me: How much for a wank? Prostitut: $15 Me: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night

   These arrmy commercials always show video game stuff they don't show dudes tryna eat a pizza with no hands when they get back

   Women are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.