Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.

   Them: What kind of person are you? Me: I'm a place or thing, thank you.

   Saving daylight? Who am I, Superman?

   The Wicked Witch of the West said it best: What a world, what a world

   'We've all bet on a fart and lost' is the best example of the Human condition I ever heard

   Knowledge is knowing that hot peppers are a fruit; wisdom is putting them in a fruit salad.

   How come when someone is missing the media makes them out to be a saint? Why not just say 'yeah their a jerk but lets find them anyway?'

   I may not know much, but I know mayo doesn't go on a taco.

   price doesn't always equal quality. A 50 dollar hooker works harder than 250 dollar hooker.

   Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to fly a helicopter.

   The Log Cabin Syrup logo is offensive to trees