Cyndi Funny Status Messages

   in honor of it being 3 days into spring and so cold we will be barbecuing Punxsutawney Philly steak and cheese tomorrow

   Help me spread the word all over the internet that I am a millionaire. cause if its on the internet it has to be true.

   how are we gonna kill all the zombies if obama takes our guns away.

   I'm gonna get a tshirt made that says ' I survived the end of the world and all I got was this lousy tshirt

   fat is the new skinny

   watching hard core pawn is like watching when animals attack. If this is what people in Detroit acts like we may need to put a border fence around it and just pay Canada to take it.

   How did I end up on the naughty list? I sold my soul to Santa as a kid for better toys. Too bad I'm dyslexic.