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   messageicon First they came for the communists and I didn't speak out. Since then everything's been pretty good, plus no communists!
←Rate | 09-12-2013 18:52 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 11:02 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My first thought upon waking up in the morning is "fuuuuck, not again."
←Rate | 09-12-2013 11:00 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make librarians cry by calling it a "Book Museum" while taking pictures with your iPad.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 10:55 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking for pornography? Type literally any letter into my search bar
←Rate | 09-12-2013 10:52 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a cold night, to make a campfire, all you need is a match, kerosine, and a baby.
←Rate | 09-12-2013 10:33 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to an orphanage and not a single orphan was singing. I assume that's why they're still there.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 23:55 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is an elegance, and an art, to being beautifully broken
←Rate | 09-11-2013 23:38 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't ask me for advice my answer is always get them drunk.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 23:31 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon all of my recipes for success end up with me on the floor eating cheese
←Rate | 09-11-2013 23:28 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not an economist, but I think I could make a lot of money selling drugs.
←Rate | 09-11-2013 23:24 by AZ Comments (0)  




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