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Always take life with a grain of salt... Plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. 
thinks that some days it would be nice to build a life size "Whack-a-Mole" game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in it!
find that job you love and never work a day in your life
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
dropped his glasses in the toilet. As a result, he now has a crappy outlook on life.
Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
the only break in life you get is when you die. Live life to the fullest. Be who you are and let these mortals know who you are, They will never forget you.
hates when people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive.
Life aint nothing but a hide and go seek with death!!
had a handle on life, but it fell off with the wheel
says that when I asked my wife why she needed to buy so many shoes, she pointed out to me that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!..
just want to point out to you all that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!..just saying...
planning his life #1 get married #2 get a house #3 have a baby #4 Sell baby for dream car #5 have another baby
Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.
no more Farmville, Cafeworld or Sorority Life! I will cage your animals, spray your crops, burn your cafe and pimp your sorority girl!!!
going to freeze some sperm for later use in life, but wonders if the ice cube tray makes a suitable container
FACEBOOK..... YOU ARE NOT MY THERAPIST!!! DONT ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE!
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers...make sure you hands are clean! [Search Results] [View All Messages]
