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   messageicon 99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like Women.
←Rate | 10-22-2009 22:10 by mikedft Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to stop being so indecisive, no wait, yes I am, maybe..... I guess I will try again tomorrow or maybe sometime next week.
←Rate | 10-22-2009 01:41 by mikedft Comments (0)  

   messageicon says that when I asked my wife why she needed to buy so many shoes, she pointed out to me that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!..
←Rate | 11-06-2009 08:56 by mikedft Comments (0)  


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