life Funny Status Messages

   Sad Fact Of Life #208- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.

   When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining.

   really hungry now but I have to serve the virtual eggheads at cafe world first.. aaahh! I need to get a life!

   never regret doing things that will make you happy. we have but one life to live.. it's too short to dwell on negativities.

   Today at school, they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

   Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

   if history repeats itself then she guesses she won't be rich and famous in her next life!

   life is too short to be spent pondering eternity

   at the crossroads of life and has taken the road less traveled........only because of my stupid "Tom-Tom" those GPS devises can be very irritating sometimes.

   Life is too short for regrets, so after mortally wounding your enemies, learn to forgive yourself and move on

   You can't get greater in life if your still tryin to get even.

   Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it. "

   Cheers to alcohol the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

   would like to take all of the warning labels off everything toxic and weed out the stupid people in my life

   Life is too complicated in the morning.

   says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!

   the best things in life are free *does not include shipping & handling*

   Just because you're corny in real life, doesn't mean you have to be corny on faceboook... It's your second chance!

   thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories

   my life may not be perfect, my life may not be pretty, my life may have its ups and its downs. my life has its joy7s and its tears but it is my life