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Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...
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08-28-2014 12:10 by
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I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!
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08-28-2014 10:28 by
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Just got three "BREAKING NEWS" notifications on my phone that two celebrities got married. This is why the rest of the world hates America.
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08-28-2014 10:17 by
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The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
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08-28-2014 00:28
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I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
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08-28-2014 00:27 by
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Yes we are facebook friends but I did not see your post because I unfollowed your boring ass. Thanks Facebook for the UNFOLLOW button.
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08-27-2014 22:43
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Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.
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08-27-2014 18:57
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Over the weekend in California — a big one, a 6.0 earthquake. It was so powerful that Lindsey Lohan was driving on the right side of the road.
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08-27-2014 13:14 by
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In The News: Ferguson protest moves to St. Louis....... Why?, Because there's nothing left to steal in Ferguson!
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08-27-2014 10:18
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I don't mind when others use my gun for target practice...it's always nice to have a second set of finger prints on a gun.
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08-27-2014 10:17 by
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I nominate Stephen Hawkings for the ice bucket challenge.
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08-27-2014 05:52
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When all else fails, go nude.
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08-27-2014 05:30
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Very nervous to use the bathroom because I ate twenty-five sticks of gum exactly 7 years ago tonight
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08-27-2014 05:26 by
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I have to be careful. I have an image to protect. You know, the one where I appear to be listening to what you say.
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08-27-2014 01:31
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When someone you hate gets shot: Omg is the bullet ok?
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08-27-2014 00:49
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Why is it that when you finally make something idiot-proof along comes a better idiot?
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08-26-2014 19:35
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I just passed the local college andsaw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college in all of my life.
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08-26-2014 16:44
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Bigger isn't always better. Thighs, for example.
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08-26-2014 16:16
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I’m going to rename my wifi network to “Surveillance Van #02?. That should keep the neighbors on their toes for a while.
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08-26-2014 16:11
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You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
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08-26-2014 16:11
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