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Sometimes life is hell. But hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty. 
Life's a B****, but she throws one hell of a party
..if life is just one big game.. I need unlimited health & money cheat codes...
just had the worse sex of my life..... opps I forgot you were on my friends list.
Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
**Warning** It turns out Farmville is a virus that will eat your life away. Side effects are all your friends hate you because of your tacky updates & you're getting fatter from sitting online all day playing. Delete it ASAP and stop being a Tool.
life is about kicking a$$ not kissing it!!!!!
I think I'm ready for a man in my life again. I cleaned out one drawer...in the kitchen, two inches of hanger space...in the hall closet and enough room for one pair of shoes...on the porch.
My dad called Justin Bieber a tool. My life is complete.
annoyed that these guys like Clooney, Cruise, and DeNiro are all picking me as their celebrity look-alike. Get a life losers.
i live my life like i've missed nothing! I started over and am doing it again
when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile!!
70% of my life is composed of Work and 40% learning proper mathematics.
has the key to all of life's questions... but he'll be damned if he can find the lock...
biggest reality of life - DEATH
death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
Nothing in life is free.... Someone always pays!
Let me just take care of all of this reposting I have to do at once? My life is wonderful, I hate cancer, I donated to Haiti, I support our troops, I love my Mom,I`m from Everett,Hugs and smiles to to you,I won`t join your farmville, I won`t be answering [Search Results] [View All Messages]
