Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.

   I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.

   Did everybody see the trailer for the new Free Willy movie? They kept on showing it on the news.

   Could switching to Geico really save you 50% or more on car insurance???.....Does being on Facebook really give you the feeling that people's lives are a little over-exaggerated just by reading their status updates?

   Maybe T-Mobile and Sprint should fight it out on which is the better carrier. It help boost their sales. Its working with AT&T and Verizon.

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   Damn! Facebook goes through more mood swings and changes than a 18 year old girl........or is it a 21 year old? [ I forgot which one was b*tch!er]

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   thinking about building a house made of unopened Bud Light cans and bottles....[The commercial inspired me]

   Celebrating 6 yrs of a social epidemic.Congrats Facebook for connecting people with friends;old,new,and weird. Using up people's time online. Poking as many women as possible.F*cking up relationships/marriages,and checking up on people's exaggerated lives

   Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?

   some people come to Facebook just to air out their "dirty laundry", others just don't know how to clean it.

   planning on driving to the south Florida for the Super Bowl. Let's just hope I don't "FUMBLE" my keys a few times before getting there.

   you know its sad when your mother is on facebook and guys younger than you are poking her.

   Facebook: the only book teens read these days.

   the cost of living has gone up and the cost of making a living is really up.

   Did a book report on facebook and passed.

   You ever wonder how much more advanced this whole world would be IF we only had one religion AND racism never existed?

   thought about dozens of Vampire movies and shows for the past decade and wondered which ones sucked the life out him and the ones that just sucked.

   changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"