Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Unless you're a steaming hot girl, most people don't really care how your day went. If it doesn't relate to them, then they don't wanna read about it. A friendly Facebook reminder of the STFU Association.

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   There are no winners when you're arguing to someone about Politics.

   In about 40-50 years from now, there sure is going to be a lot of old women walking around with tattooes.

   Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.

   have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?

   Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.

   It would make your mother proud if you could NOT, walk, talk, spell, and wear your damn pants like you were raised by a rap video your whole life.

   You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?

   When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

   You can do a thousand GOOD things and a a hundred GREAT things. But if you do just one BAD thing, people will remember you for that.

   Could you put some creativity in your pics. Nobody wants to see you make the same face 8 different ways.

   come on now, you think Elin (Tiger's wife) would really walk away from all that money... She's not that crazy.

   Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven't seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.

   Facebook 101: Seriously, if you've got something to say to someone, say it to them DIRECTLY. Don't post it on your wall for everyone else to see because no one else is interested, and people will just think you're a egotist.

   YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%

   Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.

   Have you thought about being a bit selective when uploading photos. We don't need to see the WHOLE PHOTO SESSION.

   FASTEST means of Communication : 1) Phone 2) TV 3) Internet 4) Tell A Woman (For even FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE)

   why can't Twitter just die already?