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Why can't Star Wars fans ever get laid? Because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.
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05-04-2017 10:27
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Don't worry about the problems in North Korea. We've sent the B-52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.
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05-04-2017 10:01
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I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
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04-29-2017 07:00
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Your boyfriend/hubby is always beating you up and you say its "Gangster love",no its not,its WWE SMACKDOWN....you dating John Cena!?
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04-29-2017 05:11
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Can anyone tell me the name of that Jennifer Anniston movie? You know, the one where she plays the quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?
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04-25-2017 12:04
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Don't make me fall in love with your aloof disregard for my existence
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04-15-2017 02:04
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UNITED: We love to fight,,, and it shows. ..
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04-14-2017 09:44 by snotty
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I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."

distance can be so cruel when you love somebody
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03-22-2017 23:28 by Cupid
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Make sure you've got something of yourself left over for the ones that love you. 3 replies 65 retweets 121 likes
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03-22-2017 23:26 by Cupid
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Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.
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03-13-2017 08:52
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Actors in movies kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone likes my profile pic, I think about it for like 5 months.
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03-12-2017 00:21
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You never forget your first love. No matter how hard you try.
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03-08-2017 07:12
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I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?
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03-07-2017 20:17 by HotTea
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I'm boycotting beauty & the beast because of a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo 💡

if you're feeling down about your love life, remember that salmon swim hundreds of miles upstream to jack-off on a pile of eggs and die
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02-15-2017 01:58
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If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, forget about it at a bar that you like...
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02-13-2017 15:20 by John Y
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My wife woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face ..... I love Sharpie markers.
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02-11-2017 13:03
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