love Funny Status Messages

   They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.

   Women love taking showers in boiling hot water, because it reminds them of hell, where they come from ...

   Steve Miller.. "Some call me the gangster of love"..... Steve Miller`so band... "Ummm, yeah,,, Nobody calls him that"....

   I can't make you love me, but I can hold your head underwater until you stop breathing.

   If you love someone who doesn't love you, means you are waiting for a ship at the airport!

   I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.

   a man was making love to a village girl without protection.... she-you are not using protection,i hope you don't have AIDS? him-no,i don't have AIDS she-thank God,i don't want to get that thing again! the guy fainted

   Why can't Star Wars fans ever get laid? Because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.

   Don't worry about the problems in North Korea. We've sent the B-52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.

   I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after

   Your boyfriend/hubby is always beating you up and you say its "Gangster love",no its not,its WWE SMACKDOWN....you dating John Cena!?

   Can anyone tell me the name of that Jennifer Anniston movie? You know, the one where she plays the quirky girl who untimately finds love in the end?

   Don't make me fall in love with your aloof disregard for my existence

   UNITED: We love to fight,,, and it shows. ..

   I think my song is "Let It Go" because whenever I mention love, they sing it.

   Has found love on facebook. Shes from Bangladesh and "wan day will reash amehica."

   distance can be so cruel when you love somebody

   Make sure you've got something of yourself left over for the ones that love you. 3 replies 65 retweets 121 likes

   Love Sunday bourbon but sometimes "message failed to send," is your four leaf clover

   I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.