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Report: Buffalo is running out of beer...guys we are basically district 12 from the hunger games...the end is ne
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11-20-2014 19:05 by
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I took my sister to a NASCAR rase and all I got was this lousy son/nephew.
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11-20-2014 17:14 by
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The Theatre Alliance of Buffalo is holding auditions for Frozen tonight from 6 to 9
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11-20-2014 16:25
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Never mind shoveling out Ralph Wilson Stadium, change the rules to allow a defensive line of snowmen. That ought to liven things up.
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11-20-2014 16:21
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Replacing "Sent from my iPhone" with "sent from my “telepathic mind reading Auto-reply app”
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11-20-2014 16:14
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If you cut your child's sandwich into squares instead of triangles, you suck at parenting...
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11-20-2014 15:00
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What the heck is almond milk? Almonds don't even have tities!
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11-20-2014 13:14
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I'll stop being creepy when you stop sending me telepathic messages that you secretly want me.
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11-20-2014 11:36 by
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Buffalo residents be like....Every day I'm Shovelin.....(add music here)
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11-20-2014 09:03
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I wonder what my dog named me?
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11-20-2014 07:48
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Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!
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11-20-2014 01:57
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So did Queen Elsa put a spell on the Kingdom of Buffalo?
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11-20-2014 00:48 by
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Helping someone set up a Facebook account is kind of like watching someone try meth for the 1st time.
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11-20-2014 00:31 by
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In a BMW manual the first page says "Drive like an a$$hole" and rest is just tips on how to bring up your BMW in every conversation.
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11-20-2014 00:12
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Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
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11-20-2014 00:08 by
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I'm rarely wrong, I mean mistaken.
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11-19-2014 22:46 by
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Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
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11-19-2014 20:21
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Settle down Cross Fit. Settle down. I just wanna lift weights not snatch smart cars.
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11-19-2014 20:01 by
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The human race is the only one that lets its idiots live a full life...
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11-19-2014 19:47 by
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All my passwords are protected by amnesia...
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11-19-2014 19:07 by
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