Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Charles Manson was going to get married. He's 80 years old, and serving a life sentence in prison. Well, the marriage is off. And today I saw that his profile was back on eHarmony

   Big bulletin from Phoenix: Katy Perry's robotic tiger is loose in downtown Phoenix.

   Why can't effing niqqers resolve issues without always beating the $hit out of someone??

   I always give girls a lollipop on the first date as an ice breaker and so I know what I can expect

   Really, Google Autdetect? What makes you think I want to search for a hardcore poem?

   I just got a snack, and the animals did not hear it... I might be a ninja!

   The Ku Klux Klan. Worth joining just to find out the name of the laundry powder they use.

   What's next TLC...a little person that's a 600 pound tattooed Gypsy Polygamist woman wearing the wrong clothes with a family of 63 kids risking it all to return to the Amish hording ex husband and 6 ex wives to eat cakes like a boss and buy houses naked

   I hope the fact that I'm white and married doesn't hurt my chances on blackpeoplemeet.com.

   Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.

   So ummmm I wonder if Bruce Jenner will get a discount from the Kardashian make up and hair line

   Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn't work. Don't believe the Rumors.

   Talk about keeping up with the Kardashians, Bruce is growing breasts. . .

   "Stupid Left Shark takes one misstep during a Super Bowl and now he is famous " - Right Shark(-_-)

   Every coach I know took 10 years to graduate from college so no, I'm not surprised by the bonehead play call.

   Super Bowl....wtf is that? I only speak soccer and champions league

   What's next TLC...a little people Polygamist family with 38 kids?

   Bathtubs 2, Browns 0

   Johnny Football requests as much publicity as possible during his rehab.

   Gas is under $2 , Missy Elliot played the Super Bowl and Suge Knight just killed somebody again. The 90s are back!