Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
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11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC
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Where is Capt HUG A THUG when you need him aka Rev Al Not to sharpton
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11-25-2014 08:09
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I have a problem with huffing brake fluid but don't worry. I can stop any time.
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11-25-2014 07:30
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How many dinosaur remains must we dig up before we understand why they lived underground?
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11-25-2014 07:20 by snotty
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I tried to bring sexy back but he was too far gone. I brought pizza back instead.
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11-25-2014 06:33
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Zero hits on the Monster.com post for Director of tourism-City of Ferguson.
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11-25-2014 06:26
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Her: "Now, I'm going to go to the bathroom and take off my 1 pound of makeup, high heels, push-up bra, colored contacts and 3/4 of my hair and then we're going to talk about YOU being more honest."
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11-25-2014 05:17 by DeeX
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if they don't curb these protests, foreign intervention Wil be needed...mostly by Libya, Iran or iraq
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11-25-2014 03:42 by ballzie
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glad to see that people all over are outraged over the death of Dillon Taylor, the unarmed white male killed by a black police officer. oh wait...
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11-25-2014 02:39
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I'm "flirting with strangers on the internet" years married.
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11-25-2014 01:56
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There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
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11-25-2014 01:55
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Mindset: Whatever happens happens
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11-25-2014 01:52
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You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't know what milk to cereal ratio I prefer.
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11-25-2014 01:51
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Not today, people with initiative. Not today.
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11-25-2014 01:50
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Skiing is my favorite way of getting a head injury while freezing to death.
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11-25-2014 01:49
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I just deleted a text message without reading it so your voicemail doesn't have a prayer.
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11-25-2014 01:49
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Men that wear jean jacket's are making a statement... They're stating that they've lost hope of getting laid any time soon
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11-25-2014 01:46
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I think I may be getting harder to love.
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11-25-2014 01:45
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White privilege is being able to look at Ferguson and say "I should get off the Internet"
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11-25-2014 01:44
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"I understand your logic, but let's try to look at this more emotionally." - women
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11-25-2014 01:44
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