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If I've learned anything from 50 Shades of Grey, its that women still haven't figured out you can watch porn at home... for free.
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02-16-2015 13:52
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50 Shades Of Grey Has This Awesome Fantasy About Some Girl Who Gets A Job Right Out Of College.
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02-16-2015 13:49 by
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A group of children is called a "Mucus"
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02-16-2015 12:42
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A special place in hell just for me? Aww you shouldn't have.
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02-16-2015 12:36
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Any girls out there wanna duck?
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02-16-2015 12:27
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One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
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02-16-2015 12:23
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People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
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02-16-2015 11:34 by
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I wish I loved anything as much as fat chicks love to tell people that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12.
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02-16-2015 11:32
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sticking my head in the freezer to warm up!
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02-16-2015 11:31
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Judging by these FB & T witter quotes attributed to her, Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died.
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02-16-2015 11:29 by
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Hot singles in your area want to go through your trash. Never mind these are raccoons
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02-16-2015 11:24 by
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Hamsters seem pretty dumb when they run in their wheel, don't they. *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *pause* *scroll* *scroll* *pause*
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02-16-2015 10:54
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"Thank God!!! They are finally taking these damn rubber bands off" ~ The last thing a lobster thinks.
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02-16-2015 09:39
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Presidents Day was a whole lot more fun back before the Great Election of 2008
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02-16-2015 09:36
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Do you think our dogs ever get upset that we never lick them back?
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02-15-2015 23:00
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shout out to the hotel maids who have to change the sheets on february 15
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02-15-2015 17:49
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Just picked some lettuce out a sandwich and then added a cheese slice. If anyone wants the recipe, let me know.
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02-15-2015 17:03 by
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Hey guys walking the dog with a plastic bag of its $hit. How does it feel being third in command in your own house?
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02-15-2015 12:11
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Single Awareness Day ..... it's a S.A.D. day
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02-15-2015 10:52 by
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So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?
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02-15-2015 08:35 by
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