Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Stevie Wonder says the dress is black, but then again everything is black to him.
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02-27-2015 04:11 by JeffW
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Shut up. The dress is grey! - Dog
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02-27-2015 03:06
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Fcuk the damn dress!
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02-27-2015 01:01
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I'm nothing like this generation. I just live in it.
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02-27-2015 00:21 by Czovczov
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Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
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02-27-2015 00:16 by Psycho
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If that dress isn't Gold and White I'm not living
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02-26-2015 21:28 by morm
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the traditional 15th anniversary gift is crystal, but my wife gave me wood.
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02-26-2015 20:03
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Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
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02-26-2015 17:44
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"The internet is so cool!....I just wish it was more like the electric company" - said no one ever
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02-26-2015 17:13 by gil
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Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.
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02-26-2015 15:57
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"I'm not very photogenic" in other words you're ugly.
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02-26-2015 14:47 by Anthony
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I don't see what the big deal is with the legalization of pot in Washington D.C. is...I always thought those people were smoking something anyway.
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02-26-2015 14:45 by M
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People who type awe when you mean aww, look up the definition of awe. I’ll wait. Yeah, see? So stop doing that.
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02-26-2015 13:59
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69... Some might call it nasty... I call it a romantic dinner for 2
Kylie Jenner is 17 and just bought a house at $2.7 million and I have to think twice before adding guacamole at Chipotle
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02-26-2015 12:53
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one time I came home early and walked in on my dog pretending to be me. he was just lying on the floor sighing but I know it was me
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02-26-2015 12:42 by Czovczov
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No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
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02-26-2015 12:34 by Baddie
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Today is national bring your flask to work day. I just made it up. Tell the others...
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02-26-2015 12:16 by Cory
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Damn it...... I've been eating Thin Mints like crazy and haven't lost a freakin pound?
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02-26-2015 10:35 by sully
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