Monday Funny Status Messages

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   Really suffering from PMS today - Premature Monday Syndrome.

   Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.

   A religious man is one who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

   BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football

   Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

   So, Monday... we meet again. Are you going to play nice this time or do I have to knock you into next week?

   I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..

   Wait, you're telling me that if I kill off and entire culture and take credit for discovering a land I in no way discovered,I'll get a random Monday in October off from work? Only in America!..... Happy Columbus day!!

   says, "Hello Monday..." the same way Jerry Seinfeld says, "Hello Newman..."

   Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Hi, it's me, Monday. I'm here to slap that silly grin off your stupid little pointed face.

   Hey Monday!! /take That!!! ┌П┐(◕‿◕) ┌П┐

   I would complain more about Monday, but there is still the rest of the week to mess up everything.

   Why does Jason kill on Fridays when ppl are just starting their weekend? Why can't he wait til Monday mornings when everyone hates their lives