Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I bet Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde to support Jodi Arias
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03-06-2015 11:19
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If your name is on the building, you’re rich; if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class; if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
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03-06-2015 10:39
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If you don’t catch me before I take off my bra, then all plans are off.
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03-06-2015 10:38
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One would think if you can fly a freaking Starship you could fly a World War 2 vintage plane?
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03-06-2015 09:59
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Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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03-06-2015 08:49 by migasjoe
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I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
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03-06-2015 07:50
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Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
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03-06-2015 00:47 by Psycho
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I did so much yard work today, I might get deported.
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03-06-2015 00:41 by Czovczov
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Wasn't Billy Dee Williams supposed to fix that thing in Cloud City?
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03-06-2015 00:05 by elecee
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Hans Solo changed his name to Hans TooLow today! too soon?
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03-05-2015 20:19
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Harrison Fords plane crashed. I hope Chewbacca is okay.
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03-05-2015 19:33
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Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
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03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci
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Did you know the same goes for an atheist or one on a gluten free diet?
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03-05-2015 15:43
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. :)
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03-05-2015 15:35
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"Daddy, can we go to the park" *looks at 9% battery* "Nope"
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03-05-2015 15:25
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should we say 15 more days of WINTER or 15 more days until SPRING ?
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03-05-2015 15:06
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My ear buds are in.... yes, you are interrupting me.
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03-05-2015 13:39
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Girl, are you an alarm clock? Because I'd totally hit it at least three times before I got out of bed.
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03-05-2015 13:12
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I don't mind the cold weather but I'm ready for my wife to start shaving her pubes again!
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03-05-2015 13:05
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I just seen a chicken cross the road. I'm not even going to question it. It's not like the chicken is going to answer me back. . .
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03-05-2015 12:24 by JAB
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