Snotty Funny Status Messages

   The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing

   I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment

   Ugghhh ! I literaly just saw a chicken cross the road in front of my car,,, and FORGOT to stop and ask him why......... (Stupid,stupid,stupid,me)

   Molasses is surprisingly tasty,,,, However, I have to admit,,, I have never actually tried any other parts of a mole yet,,so,,,,,,

   (texting from my jail cell)Yesterday was International Ninja Day, when people were encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. And as I found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it.

   I promise to avoid all cliches like the plague.

   I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music,, denigrate means ‘put down'.

   Ummm,,,,Why do all these old bands keep copying glee songs?

   Hey,,Just started reading "The Chubby Checker Story". No spoilers please,,,,,,, apparently there's a twist.

   ..Hey,,, Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his neighbor in the woods?

   I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year

   Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

   "Addadictome",,,,,,,,,,,,,You know,, It's a procedure,,,, I think Chaz Bono had it.

   ■If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~D.Larson

   Due to the holiday my status will be closed... I Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.. Enjoy your day people!!