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The doctor gave my friends and I a prescription for our Twisted Sister addiction but we're not gonna take it..
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05-11-2015 14:40
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If you don't like someone, fart in their microwave and set it for 15 minutes
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05-11-2015 13:31 by
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Happy hangover day to all the deadbeat moms out there. You've earned it!
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05-11-2015 11:56
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Some girls are like blunts.... Hit it a couple times, then pass it to your buddy.
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05-11-2015 11:55
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I'm so sad your vacation is over too. Now how am I going to get my "feet by the pool pics" fix in?
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05-11-2015 09:33
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If saying a bunch of stupid crap on the internet is what life's all about, then I'm living the dream.
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05-11-2015 09:26
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You can learn a lot about a woman by watching her load a gun.
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05-11-2015 08:50 by
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Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
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05-11-2015 07:28
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Happy Mother's Day to the iPad that's raising your child...
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05-10-2015 22:05 by
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Thanks to Facebook I met everyone's mother today
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05-10-2015 20:50
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Nothing say's "Happy Mother's Day" like a uterus shaped pizza!
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05-10-2015 19:31 by
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The more you're human, the less friends you have.
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05-10-2015 17:03
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Feminism. Ok start with cheer leading. That's probably the most degrading activity ever. Using women as tools and decoration pieces while men be the center of attention. You did this to yourselves
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05-10-2015 15:48
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Thanks for the womb and board.
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05-10-2015 15:01
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Does Bruce Jenner get a Mother's Day present this year?
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05-10-2015 14:49 by
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We need to celebrate an anti-mothers day to reward those kids who made it through high school without getting knocked up...
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05-10-2015 14:25 by
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Woman logic: Joins a free dating site and complains about men being cheap.
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05-10-2015 12:28
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My whole family graduated from "Drama" school..
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05-10-2015 11:34
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Taking my mom to McDonald's for breakfast she's the best ❤️
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05-10-2015 11:23
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Happy Mother's Day! Mom's are the REAL MVP.
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