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   messageicon i would give you a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, then tell you that I will love you till the last one dies...
←Rate | 10-10-2009 14:00 by sellers82FB Comments (0)  


   messageicon the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..
←Rate | 10-09-2009 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???
←Rate | 07-01-2009 22:23 by alouisious Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many!
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
←Rate | 06-12-2009 04:14 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch
←Rate | 05-21-2009 09:40 by matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off
←Rate | 05-14-2009 23:09 by Gummylover Comments (0)  


   messageicon not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 13:18 Comments (8)  


   messageicon My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
←Rate | 04-04-2009 07:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving love a bad name
←Rate | 12-31-2008 17:34 by Sammy Comments (0)  




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